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drshipman



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:18 am    Post subject: King of internet black metal Reply with quote

If Michael Jackson be the king of pop, I hereby knight Warharan of Moat as king of intertard black metals. He raised the bar in terms of ridiculous lyrics:

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History shall be changed forever
Thoughts of darkness won't leave his head
He leaves nothing for the better
Evil shall rule the land
So join him and take his hand
(The Knight’s Return)

So there’s this really evil knight dude, right? Probably all in black armour with red eyes glowing out of his shiny helmet and shit, and possibly a time-traveller as well according to the first nonsensical line. Sounds pretty kvlt, if not for the fact that he apparently minces about holding your hand while he commits all these badass knightly deeds. Thoughts of darkness won’t leave his head? Holding other men’s hands? What is he, an Aspie Emo Gorgoroth fan or something?


And broke through the race barrier to show that the arabic races could make a vague approximation of black metal too.

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http://www.antihumanism.com/2009/06/the-most-tragic-and-ridiculous-internet-based-band-ever/
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm afraid you may be in the wrong forum. Please Arrow click here to post this in the correct one. Thank you for helping to improve the NWN! Forums!
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nzùmbe



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The guy who runs Antihumanism is a pathetic piece of shit so I won't even consider clicking on that link. Thank you, anyways.
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Reaper's Grave



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go to FMP boards for that shit.
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The_Elite



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bye bye little ANUS troll. Take your friend Conservationist with you on the way out.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's one of the worst written articles ive read in a while. Arf arf! wooOOOoooOOO
what the hell
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SpiritOfDarkness



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CR99 and other useless people that have something to say about everything, even if it's completely irellevant to the topic.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpiritOfDarkness wrote:
CR99 and other useless people that have something to say about everything, even if it's completely irellevant to the topic.


Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpiritOfDarkness wrote:
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seriously
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fmp666 is teh tr00 discussions board for teh kvlties.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop peddling your black metal internet drama, No one gives a shit.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The_Elite wrote:
Bye bye little ANUS troll. Take your friend Conservationist with you on the way out.


What did ANUS ever do to you?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorite shit was these bedwetters flipping out over Metalocalypse. WAAAAH.
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Reaper's Grave



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PxRxPx wrote:
My favorite shit was these bedwetters flipping out over Metalocalypse. WAAAAH.


I wanna read this. Not into the show like my friends are, but I don't hate it for not being true kvlt.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reaper's Grave wrote:
PxRxPx wrote:
My favorite shit was these bedwetters flipping out over Metalocalypse. WAAAAH.


I wanna read this. Not into the show like my friends are, but I don't hate it for not being true kvlt.


http://www.anus.com/metal/about/metal/metalocalypse/
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