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Iron Lord



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SWO wrote:
Guess it only works when your under 30 and after then you are just creepy to girls.


Young chicks love creepy older guys in their 30s. They dig the creepiness and start calling you daddy when you fuck their fresh vagina's. It will be even better when we're in our 40s...
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blewcheer



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only a girl with daddy issues is real.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iron Lord wrote:
SWO wrote:
Guess it only works when your under 30 and after then you are just creepy to girls.


Young chicks love creepy older guys in their 30s. They dig the creepiness and start calling you daddy when you fuck their fresh vagina's. It will be even better when we're in our 40s...


Laughing

PLUS they don't have to introduce their one-night stands to their parents the next day.
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CORRO666iVE



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iron Lord wrote:
SWO wrote:
Guess it only works when your under 30 and after then you are just creepy to girls.


Young chicks love creepy older guys in their 30s. They dig the creepiness and start calling you daddy when you fuck their fresh vagina's. It will be even better when we're in our 40s...


This thread is getting good. Breaking out the lube now.
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Iron Lord



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha! Only perversion is real!!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iron Lord wrote:
SWO wrote:
Guess it only works when your under 30 and after then you are just creepy to girls.


Young chicks love creepy older guys in their 30s. They dig the creepiness and start calling you daddy when you fuck their fresh vagina's. It will be even better when we're in our 40s...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5yI0iyoBUc
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sinvocation wrote:
I was reading an old interview with that Goddess of Perversity girl on the fansite last night, and she told of an incident where Black Winds fought some dude who eventually retreated and tried to hide in a car, only to have Black Winds punch through the car window and get him again.

Haha, all I can picture is Black Winds - sunglasses and all, in that scene in The Terminator, where Arnold punches though that car's windshield. Razz


Exactly what i thought of. Classic film.
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Iron Lord



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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nekrokunt_Usurper wrote:
Iron Lord wrote:
SWO wrote:
Guess it only works when your under 30 and after then you are just creepy to girls.


Young chicks love creepy older guys in their 30s. They dig the creepiness and start calling you daddy when you fuck their fresh vagina's. It will be even better when we're in our 40s...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5yI0iyoBUc


Mwahahaaaa! Rather a link to Nicole 12 than a reference to Thee Plague of Gentlemen...!
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Brooklyn Bastard 666



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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Attn NYC Show Promoters - please pony up the $$$ to get BLASPHEMY in NYC or Brooklyn before we are all dead. Thanks.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brooklyn Bastard 666 wrote:
Attn NYC Show Promoters - please pony up the $$$ to get BLASPHEMY in NYC or Brooklyn before we are all dead. Thanks.

American shows are not possible.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Blasphemy weren't such pussies they'd fight their way through customs and kill every federal agent that tries to stop them from entering the USA.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kojiri wrote:
If Blasphemy weren't such pussies they'd fight their way through customs and kill every federal agent that tries to stop them from entering the USA.


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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nonwave wrote:
blasphemy put out some records and created legions of sycophantic, obsessive nerds who talk about them like they're superheroes.




ough

theres also a high homoerotic factor flowing through this thread.. i mean im cool with it.. but dont deny it.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nekrokunt_Usurper wrote:
Iron Lord wrote:
SWO wrote:
Guess it only works when your under 30 and after then you are just creepy to girls.


Young chicks love creepy older guys in their 30s. They dig the creepiness and start calling you daddy when you fuck their fresh vagina's. It will be even better when we're in our 40s...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5yI0iyoBUc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

probert wrote:
nonwave wrote:
blasphemy put out some records and created legions of sycophantic, obsessive nerds who talk about them like they're superheroes.





I love Blasphemy, favorite band of all time even, but I agree with this. I mean the stories are funny, and if they're real, cool...but at the end of my day, they're just guys who make records that I enjoy.
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