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adrian5118



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OrdenSatani wrote:
Wilhelm wrote:
I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.


In California we have hissing cockroaches. These things literally hiss as loud as a full grown cat when you come near them. I suggest you come catch a few here and send those back to Panty.


Those are fucking gross. I can't believe how loud they are!
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Avaratoth



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chit019 wrote:
schadel_reich wrote:
I've only had a package opened once, and that was probably due to the package containing a packet for dealing with radioactive shit (was that Goatpenis DVD and CD from SSP). After reading the shit in this thread, I am glad that it was only opened rather than having some retard smashing the stuff.


Imagine explaining to old people what a "goatpenis DVD" was. Laughing


I had the exact same problem with my Goatpenis DVD/CD package. They probably have a file on me somewhere saying Im into bestiality porn or something!
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Avaratoth



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GoldenBull wrote:
I remember getting a package that came with a letter saying "Kill for HIM."


Ive had a few of them from Battleskrs.
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Wilhelm



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OrdenSatani wrote:
Wilhelm wrote:
I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.


In California we have hissing cockroaches. These things literally hiss as loud as a full grown cat when you come near them. I suggest you come catch a few here and send those back to Panty.


Hahaha, that's a good idea. Panty has it coming.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OrdenSatani wrote:
In California we have hissing cockroaches. These things literally hiss as loud as a full grown cat when you come near them. I suggest you come catch a few here and send those back to Panty.


hissing cockroaches? experimental!! Laughing nature is keeping amazing us all... Even though I hate these creatures I want to hear them hissing, could be a great sample. I don't want to hear this live though...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not only do these cockroaches hiss, they jump too. They're the worst thing to find in your room.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OrdenSatani wrote:
Not only do these cockroaches hiss, they jump too. They're the worst thing to find in your room.


Yeah, we have here jumping cockroaches as well. suuuuucks
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roaches are disgusting fuckers. Sad

Ackh, USPS gave me shit the other day for something being BARELY over 4lbs for a registered shipment... Mad Mad Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chit019 wrote:
Wilhelm wrote:
I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.


Hahaha cool story, I've traded with people that included interesting stuffs too, but not as messed up as a living insect.


So wait...Getting a bug in a letter is gross, but Demonancy rub shit on a cassette and thats just fine? I don't understand you people Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OrdenSatani wrote:
In California we have hissing cockroaches. These things literally hiss as loud as a full grown cat when you come near them..


In Holland we only have hissing Morrocon boys.. (leipe mocro-flavor)
You can come and get all of these if you like?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Father_Fuck wrote:
Chit019 wrote:
Wilhelm wrote:
I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.


Hahaha cool story, I've traded with people that included interesting stuffs too, but not as messed up as a living insect.


So wait...Getting a bug in a letter is gross, but Demonancy rub shit on a cassette and thats just fine? I don't understand you people Shocked


If you actually read that thread, I dont think anyone approved of that kvltness.
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