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The post office, metalheads and a stymied IQ
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Wilhelm



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilhelm wrote:
I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.


That's fucken disgusting. How did that go through customs?!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilhelm wrote:
I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.


Damn! Shocked
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Piotr Sargnagel



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's quite easy to see why cusyoms would be compelled to open packages from Colombia and other South American countries - they are obviously looking for drugs. I frequently receive packages that have obviiously been cut open or torn open. Once a letter had been so mangled they had to put it into a sealable plastic bag and deliver it like that. I have never ever had damaged records though. One damaged CD, many bent record sleeves but I don't really mind this as I'm going to listen to them, look at the covers and after years of this they are going to be damaged anyway. They are only records after all.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilhelm wrote:
I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.


Hahaha cool story, I've traded with people that included interesting stuffs too, but not as messed up as a living insect.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilhelm wrote:
I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.

WHAT THE HELL!? That's disgusting aaarrgghh... I would commit suicide if that would happen to me. Did you take a photo or mailed to 'Panty' about this?

...If it's a true story.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cool story wilhelm

lucky you havent got anything that lies eggs under your skin instead
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That centipede thing is sick! I haven't even thought that would happen. Really disgusting.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That centipede story is brilliant- biological attack!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

can't believe people get upset about insects but from now on I won't be sticking my hand into packages without checking thoroughly first. I'm thinking little black scorpions...... Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Woman in my local post office is almost blind... She is extremely cross eyed... when I try to send something, it makes me CANCER.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haagenti wrote:
The Woman in my local post office is almost blind... She is extremely cross eyed... when I try to send something, it makes me CANCER.

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that quote is signature-worthy!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilhelm wrote:
I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.

How did the guy not notice a fucking centipede getting into the package?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did the guy not notice a fucking centipede getting into the package?

I assumed he meant to send it....
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilhelm wrote:
I've told this story a bazillion times about the package I received from Thailand- it was from some guy named "Panty" who used to post on the FMP forum. Anyway, I opened the package and this fucked up pink centipede looking thing crawled out of it and scurried underneath my bed. I spent the rest of the day looking for it, but I couldn't find it. I had an infestation of centipedes in my bedroom for awhile. Some were as long as my hand. They were red and pink and very fucked up looking.


In California we have hissing cockroaches. These things literally hiss as loud as a full grown cat when you come near them. I suggest you come catch a few here and send those back to Panty.
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