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The post office, metalheads and a stymied IQ
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adrian5118



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only time I ever had any shit with a package was when I went off for the weekend to LA... came back three days later and noticed HHR mailer (on a side note, those things are fucking sturdy as hell, thanks HHR!) torn into on the top. I'm 100% posistive it didn't arrive like that. Some asshole stabbed my Archgoat/Black Witchery live split LP.

Also, if anyone wants this $28LP, I'll sell it for a really cheap offer as only the Archgoat LP was damaged. The Black Witchery side looks 100% fine without the damage the Archgoat one has although I don't have a functional record player right now to test it. The poster is not included. I'm a no bullshit seller so don't worry.



Fucker...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember back in 1998 or so I ordered a bunch of used cds from Leon from IMPALED... funny thing was that when I was making out a cheque to him, I didn't even think twice that his real name might not be Leon del Muerte... !! I was amazed to find out that he was actually still able to cash the cheque after a brief explanation to his bank Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

adrian5118 wrote:
The only time I ever had any shit with a package was when I went off for the weekend to LA... came back three days later and noticed HHR mailer (on a side note, those things are fucking sturdy as hell, thanks HHR!) torn into on the top. I'm 100% posistive it didn't arrive like that. Some asshole stabbed my Archgoat/Black Witchery live split LP.

Also, if anyone wants this $28LP, I'll sell it for a really cheap offer as only the Archgoat LP was damaged. The Black Witchery side looks 100% fine without the damage the Archgoat one has although I don't have a functional record player right now to test it. The poster is not included. I'm a no bullshit seller so don't worry.



Fucker...

Man, that sucks! How badly damaged was the Archgoat, unlistenable? Maybe whoever did it took offense to the 'Sodomy' part, and thought it was some kind of fucked up gay porn soundtrack Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember getting a package that came with a letter saying "Kill for HIM."

I was glad that one didn't get inspected...I would have been the new terrorist du jour at the usps...

Fucking idiots.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GoldenBull wrote:
I remember getting a package that came with a letter saying "Kill for HIM."

I was glad that one didn't get inspected...I would have been the new terrorist du jour at the usps...

Fucking idiots.


Kill for HEEEEM



You would have been the new gaylord du jour
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate getting stuff from the British isles as most of the people use those fucking thin envelopes to send out records! Thankfully, they came out okay but I cannot help but think the jackets and records might get bent or worse... Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CR99 wrote:
GoldenBull wrote:
I remember getting a package that came with a letter saying "Kill for HIM."

I was glad that one didn't get inspected...I would have been the new terrorist du jour at the usps...

Fucking idiots.


Kill for HEEEEM



You would have been the new gaylord du jour


Holy shit, haha! It was actually a Mortifera record. Still pretty gay.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread has brought me a copious amount of laughs.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got a package today from COLOMBIA....
& judging by the different kinds of tape & the 2 languages on the various rubber stamps, it was opened 4 times between COLOMBIA & my house, and whoever opened it last did not even bother taping it back up...

I went to the Post Office to sign for it, and it was slit from one end to the other...wide open... there was a stcker, CD, and letter in there still, so I assume that's everything, but I'll have to email the guy to be sure....

and whoever opened it one of the earlier times had sliced across the face and across the contents, so there is a razor cut all the way across the middle of the plastic CD case... it did not cut all the way through to the booklet, but if it had been vinyl or a 'zine, I'd have been screwed!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GROUND ZERO Entertainment wrote:
Got a package today from COLOMBIA....
& judging by the different kinds of tape & the 2 languages on the various rubber stamps, it was opened 4 times between COLOMBIA & my house, and whoever opened it last did not even bother taping it back up...

I went to the Post Office to sign for it, and it was slit from one end to the other...wide open... there was a stcker, CD, and letter in there still, so I assume that's everything, but I'll have to email the guy to be sure....

and whoever opened it one of the earlier times had sliced across the face and across the contents, so there is a razor cut all the way across the middle of the plastic CD case... it did not cut all the way through to the booklet, but if it had been vinyl or a 'zine, I'd have been screwed!!!


Your package was probably on the pack mule's back when the postal carrier had to cut it open to stay in to keep warm like the Taun-Taun in Empire strikes back, and your cd just happened to be where his survival/hunting knife cut. It gets cold when all you have is pack mule high up in the south american mountains.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just recently, I got a CD from a trade I did over a YEAR ago! I branded this guy a rip-off and totally forgot about it. He sends the CD one year later in a plain envelop, no jewel case. I thought it was a letter, so I torn it open and ended up ripping the booklet and tray card almost in half. But that doesn't matter, since they were both trashed as was the CD.

I just threw it out in the trash and needless to say, I'm not retracting what I said about this idiot in the past.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bestial Aggressor wrote:
adrian5118 wrote:
The only time I ever had any shit with a package was when I went off for the weekend to LA... came back three days later and noticed HHR mailer (on a side note, those things are fucking sturdy as hell, thanks HHR!) torn into on the top. I'm 100% posistive it didn't arrive like that. Some asshole stabbed my Archgoat/Black Witchery live split LP.

Also, if anyone wants this $28LP, I'll sell it for a really cheap offer as only the Archgoat LP was damaged. The Black Witchery side looks 100% fine without the damage the Archgoat one has although I don't have a functional record player right now to test it. The poster is not included. I'm a no bullshit seller so don't worry.



Fucker...

Man, that sucks! How badly damaged was the Archgoat, unlistenable? Maybe whoever did it took offense to the 'Sodomy' part, and thought it was some kind of fucked up gay porn soundtrack Laughing


LOLOLOL, it's got a crack, which will progressively get worse.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Drawing all kinds of immature and scribbly satanic nonsense on the outside of a package seems really retarded to begin with. Even with an awareness and appreaciation for the arts I would even feel compelled to dip a package in glue and pubes before sending along if I had worked for the post office.

Then again if postal workers had any intelligence and sense of hilarity they would write down return address' and mail envelopes of pubes back to the sender instead of smashing LP's and CD's.

Maybe my mind is just more fucked up I suppose. Confused


Thank you for making me cry from laughing tonight.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Solitude wrote:
Demoniarch wrote:
Drawing all kinds of immature and scribbly satanic nonsense on the outside of a package seems really retarded to begin with. Even with an awareness and appreaciation for the arts I would even feel compelled to dip a package in glue and pubes before sending along if I had worked for the post office.

Then again if postal workers had any intelligence and sense of hilarity they would write down return address' and mail envelopes of pubes back to the sender instead of smashing LP's and CD's.

Maybe my mind is just more fucked up I suppose. Confused


Thank you for making me cry from laughing tonight.


Lmfao. Someone should scribble Satanic obscenities all over a box of pure pubes and mail it to some place in Asia where it is considered contraband, just so the customs official opens some pubes.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone with crabs would be ideal for the above situation!
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