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Inverto Crosso



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:43 am    Post subject: Funny lines and anecdotes in album credits Reply with quote

"These dirty deeds were recorded and screwed around with over six torturous months beginning in Autumn, May '95 on the same desk AC/DC used in the 70's so Fuck You!" ("Violence is the Prince of this World")

"Recorded at N.S.D.A.P. Studios, Nuremburg, Germany - October 17, 1939". (Lordes Werre on the "Thrashing Holocaust" compilation)

"For band information write to your local sewerage works". ("K.A.O.S.")

"Recorded in Heaven under the merciful grace of god" ("Christcrushing Hammerchainsaw")

Post more 'em please.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Include IRC or die!!!" - Dark Funeral, Secrets of the Black Arts
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To contact Dawnbringer: concentrate

-In Sickness and in Dreams



...and of course Trey's shout outs to old video game characters.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very jock-like comment from Dub Buk's Under the solar sign EP:

'Recorded in the age before gays appeared in black metal.'
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thus



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe Lugubrum which said something like "your intestinal discomfort nourishes us as always."
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Numerator41



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

From Black Mass of Absu on the split 7" with Gonkulator:

"To the FALSE black metal band...
who challenged us to a wrestling match. Your challenge will be met. Would you prefer a Spike-Nail Hell match, a Barbed-wire barricade Explosion match, a Scramble-fire death match, or a Razor-wire thumbtack death match? You decide and reply soon or ye will surely be Muerte. The match will occur on June 6, 2006, in Salem, Massachusetts at a condemned building known as "Snakeland". This is an entirely serious reply - do NOT force us to find you, as you will meet your late much sooner if these measures must be taken."
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Numerator41 wrote:
From Black Mass of Absu on the split 7" with Gonkulator:

"To the FALSE black metal band...
who challenged us to a wrestling match. Your challenge will be met. Would you prefer a Spike-Nail Hell match, a Barbed-wire barricade Explosion match, a Scramble-fire death match, or a Razor-wire thumbtack death match? You decide and reply soon or ye will surely be Muerte. The match will occur on June 6, 2006, in Salem, Massachusetts at a condemned building known as "Snakeland". This is an entirely serious reply - do NOT force us to find you, as you will meet your late much sooner if these measures must be taken."


I hope that was a massive inside joke. If it wasn't, it's literally the gayest thing I've ever read, and I've read the collected works of both Oscar Wilde and William S. Burroughs.
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two distros will get the tapes in europe
by that I mean the distro literally called "two distros"
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Major lols here Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoundsOfDecay wrote:
"Include IRC or die!!!" - Dark Funeral, Secrets of the Black Arts


this is the best
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doomstone - Those Whom Satan Hath Joined


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Impaled Nazarene supports nuclear energy and the destruction of the
environment." from Ugra-Karma.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pronay wrote:
"Impaled Nazarene supports nuclear energy and the destruction of the
environment." from Ugra-Karma.


That's probably the best ever.
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by that I mean the distro literally called "two distros"
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Inverto Crosso



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doomstone were good at it:
"A few words to Roberto "Liar" Cannavo of Nosferatu Records...You tried to fool us with your cheats. Now pray out loud we never meet. For this will mean your life must end. So live in fear our never friend!" ("Satanavoid")
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Sorry about the hole in the wall" (some early Metallica album, the first or the second one I think)

"(Thanks to) Shane Emburry for looking so incredibly stupid" (thankslist on Enslaved - Vikingligr Veldi)

"Could anyone please send us some angel dust?" (Mysticum - In the Streams of Inferno)

"Fuck off to Hege Seiff and all the assholes who tried to hurt us but failed." (Dimmu Borgir - Stormblast - after all those years, I'm still wondering who Hege Seiff might be for some reason)

"Thanks to my mother for taking my madness for so long" (Attila in the Tormentor - Recipe Ferrum booklet)

-all the rants on 90s BM albums about the coming of the "Dark Age", don't remember all of them, but Setherial - Nord definitely had one.

-all Nargaroth liner notes ever.

-Darken talking about Polish black metallers having kids in the Raise Your Sword booklet
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Fuck off to:
All Black Metal bands after 1990, all nazis, all that pissed Black Metal Sluts, Eisenstein, AMORPHIS and Crematory (Germany) for this fucking shit music, same goes for BRUTALITY, GOREFEST, SINISTER, BENEDICTION, HYPOCRISY and the worst crap I've ever heard...UNLEASHED! all fakes, high society scum, all wisecrackers, slimy fellows, assfuckers, and all those horny disco-pussies, I'll get you soon and then I'll
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