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Worst album cover ever
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Snark Shark



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

demogorgo wrote:


take it easy guys, you're just trying to play power metal here... sheesh!

there doesn't have to be that many things going on in the picture


not bad, but a little gory for Power Metal!
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ManIsTheBastard



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unmakable wrote:
translucent_nick wrote:
Not necessarily a bad cover, but it has an archer on it and it's called "ritual" Laughing



at least you can think of it as a nice tribute Cool


That bow is waaaay too short for the string on it. It's either a rubber band or it just dangles when not drawn Laughing Also, is the Soulfly symbol just laying on his face? Looks like it'll fall off as soon as he stands up straight. This cover is more and more hilarious the more I look at it.


Without the Soulfly logo (as well as the symbol that the archer wears over his face) and if they had fixed the bow and arrow, then it wouldn't actually be that bad of a cover.
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jw



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

from Russia with salt

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's quite nice.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jw wrote:


That looks like something from a South Park episode that would have a voice that sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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El Feroce



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Not a bad cover per se, but I'm a bit perplexed about the small coffin compared to the girl... Rolling Eyes
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Marlboro



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a bad parody of the famous The Birth of Venus by Botticelli.
Making the coffin bigger would make the composition look weird since it would have to go over the feet of the bystanders therefore bringing the girl with the marmalade even more upfront.
That's my guess anyway, crap cover but we 've seen far worse at least her funbags look great.
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dAHMER



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

El Feroce wrote:
Not a bad cover per se, but I'm a bit perplexed about the small coffin compared to the girl... Rolling Eyes

Clearly it's a nod to the girl being a child and this is a pedo album cover.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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AncientSlumber



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That guy is more edgy than that chainsaw. Yikes...
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Marlboro



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


That's the alternative cover for the censored original
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Usurperofthetyrants



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marlboro wrote:

That's the alternative cover for the censored original


I wouldn't classify these as 'worst album cover ever'.

That Powermouth cover though....
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marlboro wrote:



This cover is awesome, it's great how Stalin says "nyet nyet nyet" because he doesn't want anal from Adolf, but he's still got an erection
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