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Metal Musicians Being Cute
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:07 am    Post subject: Re: Metal Musicians Being Cute Reply with quote

DSS wrote:





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PA-RROTTING CHRIST!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The real cute-ifying of metal is the dumbing down and softening.

Deafheaven is cute.

Politically correct lyrics are cute.

"Tech-deth" -- which is basically lite jazz and mathcore mixed -- is cute.

Cynic was cute.

Death's later albums were twee and cute.

Cats? Supporting nature is very metal, including its critters.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Metal is supposed to be ugly like me. I'm very fugly.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it'd be a shame if that cat took a massive shit on your LP for trying to be cute.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cats piss is way worse than their shit
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

got a black one Very Happy I think dogs brings too much responsibility. book looks dull.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



'Nuff said.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ihslahm wrote:
I think there are 3 types of people who buy this book.

1) People in this book who get one to give to their moms.

2) Parents/Family/non-metal friends of metalheads who buy it as a "hilarious" bday/xmas gift (which is where the book makes millions in profits)

3) teenage fanboys/girls who like cats and who's parents gave them a credit card.


Ihslahm wrote:

3) teenage fanboys/girls who like cats and who's parents gave them a credit card.

Ihslahm wrote:

3) who's parents
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hallucinogen wrote:
Ihslahm wrote:
I think there are 3 types of people who buy this book.

1) People in this book who get one to give to their moms.

2) Parents/Family/non-metal friends of metalheads who buy it as a "hilarious" bday/xmas gift (which is where the book makes millions in profits)

3) teenage fanboys/girls who like cats and who's parents gave them a credit card.


Ihslahm wrote:

3) teenage fanboys/girls who like cats and who's parents gave them a credit card.

Ihslahm wrote:

3) who's parents


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Black Mass Ritual wrote:
Nyogthaeblisz?

I think thats dino from ghoul
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lol at the Gaahl portrait.
that ie fucking great
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rape and murder and pillage everything in the name of the horned almighty!!!......WAIT EXCEPT HIS BLACK MAJESTY"S FELINES!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A good cat will help you massacre the righteous.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Conservationist wrote:
The real cute-ifying of metal is the dumbing down and softening.

Deafheaven is cute.

Politically correct lyrics are cute.

"Tech-deth" -- which is basically lite jazz and mathcore mixed -- is cute.

Cynic was cute.

Death's later albums were twee and cute.

Cats? Supporting nature is very metal, including its critters.

Totally agree. Also symphonic pop-metal, gay "atmospheric" forest black metal, easy to digest power(less) metal, metalcore and all other "emo metal" fusion genres and fruity folk metal should be added to that list.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Totally. I'm also mentioning to everyone I know how 2010s "black metal" is rehashing 1980s emo/shoegaze/indie. It's literally a 30-year-old ripoff. That's even worse than Blasphemy clones, which at least got us into the 1990s.
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