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krakentorso



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:27 pm    Post subject: new CREMATORY song online! Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFPj6SKNXag

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this happens when german urban rednecks go gothic. you should google for bandpics with the fat vocalist, the drummer and his ugly keyboard-wife, haha!
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dalecooper



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, that ought to be the worst thing I listen to this month.

I like the shots of the guitarist and bassist rocking out in parts that sound like every last bit of it was played on a keyboard or constructed out of samples on a computer.
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GenericBlackMetalhead



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THIS IS GOLD! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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caligulasremains



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

semargl is funnier. actually i just saw the video, maybe not. this is terminal choice level horrible.
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iron tyrant



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My teeth decayed and my boobs grew instantly. I can't believe these losers are still around and didn't get a proper job instead. They've always been a bad joke after all.
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The Farthest Star



Joined: 01 Jun 2012
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My experience in hanging out in the modern gummygoth EBM scene taught me that there's only four kinds of people involved.

1) Kids and manchildren who take it all tragically seriously. Usually autistic.
2) Kids who are only in it for the girls/boys.
3) Pedophiles who are only in it for the girls/boys.
4) Failed pedophiles who are only in it for the girls/boys.
5) Precious few who see the inherent humor in the whole thing.

Crematory are straddling the territory dangerously close to number 4. I'm really struggling to understand what they think they're accomplishing with this video. Semargl did it right, as caligula said. I listened to Discolove on repeat the entire summer.
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Aaattaack



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

early stuff at least had some balls. Judging from the pictures you could say the same about their keyboarder.
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