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list of the Gayest songs of 2013 or any year
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Demoniarch



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:33 am    Post subject: Re: list of the Gayest songs of 2013 or any year Reply with quote

Hateful_Reality wrote:
Watain - They Rode On (a black metal ballad woo fucking hoo GAY)

Satyricon - Phoenix (feat. lead vocalist Sivert H°yem) (is this even Satyricon? wtf GAY)


this shit is great as fuck!


The Watain song, although not what I would expect from Watain... is actually a damned good song and the vocals are done well. It does sound like a Bathory styled song, and I like that. Just hard to get used to from Watain perhaps, however the song itself is well done. Even though I made fun of this band and the song before, I own and like the album and band... just cause I like something doesn't mean I won't joke about it... I don't worship this stuff or the people, I can appreaciate the art though.

The Satyricon song, almost the same case... it is not Satyricon, or what I want to hear from them. The song does not even fit the albums flow, it is very awkwardly placed. However the song itself does not sound so horrible though either... if it were to have appeared elsewhere aside from their album that is. It is catchy and the vocalist works for it... it is just not what I wanted to hear on the album, but whatever. The rest of the album was not exactly bringing me to my knee's due to intensity though either... but I want Rebel Extravaganza II...

This thread... pointless trolling... and will be erased so all this was a waste of typing, but hey... getting paid $30/hr to do it. Get paid that per hour even when disciplined for being on this site. Win/Win Wink
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Captain Retard



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

silly thread.

But: Don't fear the Reaper by B.O.C.
Laughing


anyone here into Chicks, the movie Laughing
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Zombie Dance



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hellfire Commando wrote:

Jawbreaker, for example, is about giving another dude a blowjob:

I just refuse to believe it, one of my favourite Judas Priest song from my favourite Judas Priest album.
Judas Priest is as hetero as it gets!

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Cursed Emperor



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zombie Dance wrote:

Judas Priest is as hetero as it gets!





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ADK



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where were YOU (@all) in 1998, when Rob Halford declared Metal and himself officially gay?

I was at home and quite surprised.
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Evilust



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hellfire Commando wrote:
Pretty lame to call songs "gay", whatever that means.

To answer your post, the gayest METAL songs of all time probably come from Judas Priest. Always disguised of course!

Jawbreaker, for example, is about giving another dude a blowjob:

Deadly as the viper peering from its coil
The poison there is coming to the boil
Ticking like to time bomb
The fuse is running short
On the verge of snapping if it's caught
And all the pressure that's been building up
For all the years it bore the load
The cracks appear, the frame starts to distort
Ready to explode Jawbreaker
Crouching in the coner
Wound up as a spring
Piercing eyes that flash are shimmering
Muscles all contorted
Claws dug in the dirt
Every ounce of fibre on alert


Bullshit... However I think your comment was supposed to be a funny one.

Song is great, lyrics are great.
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Heliogabalus



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I miss Seth.
At least he had noise to back his retartedness Sad
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Jo Bench



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has Alcest released anything this year?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say anything Watain released, but the EternalNight kid will get mad Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hellfire Commando wrote:
Pretty lame to call songs "gay", whatever that means.

To answer your post, the gayest METAL songs of all time probably come from Judas Priest. Always disguised of course!

Jawbreaker, for example, is about giving another dude a blowjob:

Deadly as the viper peering from its coil
The poison there is coming to the boil
Ticking like to time bomb
The fuse is running short
On the verge of snapping if it's caught
And all the pressure that's been building up
For all the years it bore the load
The cracks appear, the frame starts to distort
Ready to explode Jawbreaker
Crouching in the coner
Wound up as a spring
Piercing eyes that flash are shimmering
Muscles all contorted
Claws dug in the dirt
Every ounce of fibre on alert


You ruined inside my heart one of my favorite Priest songs Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jo Bench wrote:
Has Alcest released anything this year?

I like Alcest but he is indeed fairly gay.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morbid Obesity wrote:
fairy gay.


Fixed
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hellfire Commando wrote:
Pretty lame to call songs "gay", whatever that means.

To answer your post, the gayest METAL songs of all time probably come from Judas Priest. Always disguised of course!

Jawbreaker, for example, is about giving another dude a blowjob:

Deadly as the viper peering from its coil
The poison there is coming to the boil
Ticking like to time bomb
The fuse is running short
On the verge of snapping if it's caught
And all the pressure that's been building up
For all the years it bore the load
The cracks appear, the frame starts to distort
Ready to explode Jawbreaker
Crouching in the coner
Wound up as a spring
Piercing eyes that flash are shimmering
Muscles all contorted
Claws dug in the dirt
Every ounce of fibre on alert



Totally agree with your post.....but Im a starbreaker fan ! No homo.

Look out, here's Starbreaker
Cruisin' into town
Set his mind to stealin'
Every little heart around
Step out on the sidewalks
If you're feeling game
He comes but once in a lifetime
Never seen again

Starbreaker
Glides in from the sky
Starbreaker
Takes you up so high

Paradise in waiting
For the chosen few
Let's hope maybe this time
He picks me and you
Star voyage to a new world
Light-year miles away
Cross your fingers, here he is
Take us now this day

Starbreaker
Glides in from the sky
Starbreaker
Takes you up so high

Starbreaker, take my hand
Starbreaker, understand
Starbreaker, you're the one
Starbreaker, lead us on and on

Look out, here's Starbreaker
Cruisin' into town
Set his mind to stealin'
Every little heart around
Step out on the sidewalks
If you're feeling game
He comes but once in a lifetime
Never ever seen again

Starbreaker
Glides in from the sky
Starbreaker
Takes you up so high
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ough wrote:
HERP DERRR GAY GAY YOU ARREEE GAY HAHA BAND I SGAY SO FUCKIN GAY BRO

Ban this mouthbreathing fuck head


This.

Only an American would say 'this shit is gay as fuck' hahaha. Such a trailer trash (read: Pantera fan) phrase.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Judas Priest rules! Fuck you all Smile
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