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list of the Gayest songs of 2013 or any year
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Hateful_Reality



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:25 am    Post subject: list of the Gayest songs of 2013 or any year Reply with quote

Watain - They Rode On (a black metal ballad woo fucking hoo GAY)

Satyricon - Phoenix (feat. lead vocalist Sivert Høyem) (is this even Satyricon? wtf GAY)


this shit is gay as fuck!
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EternalNight



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your post is gay as fuck Laughing
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Steken



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These are the threads we don't need.
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Holocaust



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good chance your dad blew his poisoned semen in your mom while listening to Cinderella's "Don't know what you've got" to conceive you. Don't diss the Monster Ballad man... shit is totally hetero.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I predict an insightful and well-reasoned discussion to follow
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under a funeral shroom



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here ya go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
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Holocaust



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

under a funeral shroom wrote:
Here ya go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM


Not a ballad, but beautiful in it's own right.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwjDcUdFe68

Enjoy.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix is a helluva romantic tune to make love to.... i guarantee it!!
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20 Buck Spin



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i only opened this thread to say the new Satyricon. guess i'm not alone in that opinion.... couldn't believe how far that band has fallen having not heard them in 10+ years until yesterday.
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Deathcrusher



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Satyricon - Phoenix (feat. lead vocalist Sivert Høyem)


This is a surprisingly good song.
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Ough



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HERP DERRR GAY GAY YOU ARREEE GAY HAHA BAND I SGAY SO FUCKIN GAY BRO

Ban this mouthbreathing fuck head
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Nosferatu



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:32 am    Post subject: Re: list of the Gayest songs of 2013 or any year Reply with quote

Hateful_Reality wrote:
Watain - They Rode On (a black metal ballad woo fucking hoo GAY)


this shit is gay as fuck!


fuck you Bathory hater
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The Prophet Muhammad



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whats the point of saying "2013 or any year"? You could have just called it "Gayest Songs". I wonder why you are interested in such things...
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Hellfire Commando



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pretty lame to call songs "gay", whatever that means.

To answer your post, the gayest METAL songs of all time probably come from Judas Priest. Always disguised of course!

Jawbreaker, for example, is about giving another dude a blowjob:

Deadly as the viper peering from its coil
The poison there is coming to the boil
Ticking like to time bomb
The fuse is running short
On the verge of snapping if it's caught
And all the pressure that's been building up
For all the years it bore the load
The cracks appear, the frame starts to distort
Ready to explode Jawbreaker
Crouching in the coner
Wound up as a spring
Piercing eyes that flash are shimmering
Muscles all contorted
Claws dug in the dirt
Every ounce of fibre on alert
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