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Rósachd



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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aeonblade wrote:
I'm surprised Satisha King didn't do this first.


She got there eventually.
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Morbid Obesity



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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr_Belvedere wrote:
ARKHON INFAUSTUS

now thread can be closed!

The thing is they became a better band when they dropped that shit.
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Ragingwinter



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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rósachd wrote:
Aeonblade wrote:
I'm surprised Satisha King didn't do this first.


She got there eventually.


I've heard this chicks name numerous times throughout the years. What's her story?
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M8FOX



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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ragingwinter wrote:
Rósachd wrote:
Aeonblade wrote:
I'm surprised Satisha King didn't do this first.


She got there eventually.


I've heard this chicks name numerous times throughout the years. What's her story?


Let's leave it at this: https://www.facebook.com/WomenovBlackMetal
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GoldenBull



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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In certain pics that girl looks so much like Euronymous that it is beyond hilarious.
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Ragingwinter



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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you wanna bet Watain has been in that more than once?
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lordoftherim



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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NK7 wrote:
Watched two minutes of it, a few random thoughts:

- bitch is ugly as fuck
- guy is 1.55m "tall" (met him in the late '90ies so I can tell) and has the shortest dick ever to be seen in a porn movie
- I don't care what lyrics are all about as music is all that matters to me, they may be singing about the phone guide for all I care
- I predict thread won't get past page three before it turns into a circus and gets deleted



I was pretty much going to say the same. boring flat chick on most accounts, GOD FUCKING AWFUL soundtrack of the worst of the worst generic Swed sounding BM, EXTREMELY uninteresting porn on all levels, and of course, the embarrassing pathetic tiny bell end to boot. utter fail!!! I had a similar idea years ago before this ever came out, and its a disgrace this had to the be first. mine would have been WAY better, and certainly would have had a better soundtrack Laughing why they didn't do this with corpse paint on is beyond me... he needs WAY more brutal gauntlets too as the ones shown are as pathetic as the bell end and flat bitch. perhaps that was the theme?


dude kinda looks like a less retarded blake judd too
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Useless ex-member from an unimportant band does unappealing porn. Failure on all levels.
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blodhemn9



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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NK7 wrote:
Excuse my poor knowledge of the genre, but are porn themes all that popular in metal even? Other than Bulldozer, Meat Shits and that worthless subhuman in Abigail I can't think of other bands flirting with those topics.


Mentors are the true kings!
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multicide



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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

heavyR wrote:
On topic: I've always strayed away from Anal Blasphemy because of the album covers, just seemed excessive.


There's a band called Anal Blasphemy?? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LO wrote:
Pretty weak cum shot. 100mg/day of clomid and that skinny faggot will be slingin' ropes.


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He really needed to wield a GBK L.P for true kvlt points.

It is known.
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heirophant.326.AV wrote:
He really needed to wield a GBK L.P for true kvlt points.

It is known.


Cool Embarassed
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NK7 wrote:
Excuse my poor knowledge of the genre, but are porn themes all that popular in metal even? Other than Bulldozer, Meat Shits and that worthless subhuman in Abigail I can't think of other bands flirting with those topics.


Don`t forget the Mentors and Pungent Stench (Club mondo bizarre LP).
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And Evil D!
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