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Blort



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:58 pm    Post subject: The Gentleman From Black Funeral is Opening... Reply with quote

...a Luciferian Church in town. For some reason.

And they wrote an amusing article about it in the paper.



http://m.chron.com/neighborhood/spring/news/article/Greater-Church-of-Lucifer-s-opening-in-Old-Town-6556779.php


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he really needs to post the menu of this "catered lunch"
too much kale and bullshit at most luciferian functions these days
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kale is a source of zinc and iron, good at boosting sex hormones for those massive Satanic cumshots
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The luciferian naturalist vegan?

By Lucifer's evil we shall save this world and make it a safe haven for all!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kojiri wrote:
Kale is a source of zinc and iron, good at boosting sex hormones for those massive Satanic cumshots


sorry man, but this is the sort of laveyan dogma that doesn't appeal to me
satanism isn't about sexual prowess, it's a coping mechanism for chicks not being into ugly and generally repulsive people who listen to metal (me)
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude kale is fucking awesome for you but I'm more into rapini these days. I made this fuckin' risoto/sausage/rapini thing last night that was crazy good and you just sautee everything, add a little white wine, some stock and you cook that cocksucker in the oven for a bit and it's done. I got the recipe from Martha Stewart.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lifeless wrote:
it's a coping mechanism for chicks not being into ugly and generally repulsive people who listen to metal (me)


I feel you brother of beastly features.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you guys listen to bands like GoatWhore too? I hear "defheaven" is popular these days
I assume it's like the leopard band, but with a huge Enya influence
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Satanism is about flexing in front of mirrors
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

holy ghost wrote:
Dude kale is fucking awesome for you but I'm more into rapini these days. I made this fuckin' risoto/sausage/rapini thing last night that was crazy good and you just sautee everything, add a little white wine, some stock and you cook that cocksucker in the oven for a bit and it's done. I got the recipe from Martha Stewart.


Holy shit, I thought most of us just ate at 7-11's and maybe occasionally our parents places.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ate a "bacon double cheeseburger" pizza last night and almost shit myself on the way to work on the subway this morning

such is the way of the left hand path...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lifeless wrote:
I ate a "bacon double cheeseburger" pizza last night and almost shit myself on the way to work on the subway this morning

such is the way of the left hand path...


Indeed! Laughing

That path rarely has solid shits.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobody under 2000 posts can post in this thread by the way
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can imagine the people watching will be awesome at this place.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demoniarch wrote:
holy ghost wrote:
Dude kale is fucking awesome for you but I'm more into rapini these days. I made this fuckin' risoto/sausage/rapini thing last night that was crazy good and you just sautee everything, add a little white wine, some stock and you cook that cocksucker in the oven for a bit and it's done. I got the recipe from Martha Stewart.


Holy shit, I thought most of us just ate at 7-11's and maybe occasionally our parents places.


Dude my wife makes me eat a salad with every single meal even if we're also having kale or brocoli or whatever.... and she doesn't even worship Satan!!!
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