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the gayest band statements you have read?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:50 pm    Post subject: the gayest band statements you have read? Reply with quote

post the try hardest , gayest, full of aids bands statements you have read Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another great, quality NWN thread.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some label that said they supported evil, 666, downfall of humanity, goat cock, etc., but wouldn't take ARGHOSLENT material for distribution.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When METALLICA tried to sue their own fans....that was pretty gay.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All that 'we ended the band because nowadays metal is false' faggotry.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Propably the Armagedda statement from 2004.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CrucifixionWounds wrote:
Basically anything that ever dribbled out of Kanwulf's drooling retard mouth...

For me, I don't think anything can top "Kanwulf" of Nargaroth explaining how he got the nickname "Ash" from his friends because he was known as a big Evil Dead fan. I mean what the fuck...

I secretly hope Kanwulf is the Andy Kaufman of black metal.


I was just about to post here about the burning leaf videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yUukyFNRWk
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The statement on the Vermeth "Suicide or Be Killed!" LP insert is classic
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fallen_Empire wrote:
The statement on the Vermeth "Suicide or Be Killed!" LP insert is classic

Oh yeah... Bullshit percentage is around 300% there.

Actually lot of the LLN statements in albums were like that but the Vermeth one really is the rock bottom if anything else.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

actual quotes would be nice, i'm interested in that Vermeth statement now Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i am as well, never bought that LP Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Winter Solace Productions is full of gems.

"This label is run by an absolute psychopath and no one should enter into collaboration with us, as I have said numerous times."
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cultmetal.com comes in handy in these situations

http://www.cultmetal.com/vermeth-suicide-or-be-killed

I've got a number of releases in my collection with statements, though I don't any of them are bad or cheesy enough to qualify for this thread.

I don't own a copy, but if I remember correctly then Astaroth's statement in the Reconquering Satanic Pride split with Vetala was pretty silly.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If nobody beats me to it I'll post pictures later. I just took a few with my webcam but its grainy and the font is kind of hard to read to begin with. My roommates phone has a better camera but he's not here at the moment.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

N.W.D wrote:
Cultmetal.com comes in handy in these situations

http://www.cultmetal.com/vermeth-suicide-or-be-killed
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That's only part of the statement, it's printed on the insert on both sides.
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