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scentofdeath



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ådsel wrote:
In the chorus of Heartwork by Carcass, Jeff sings "A canvas to paint, to degenerate" but I always hear "You masturbate, to degenerate".

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ADK wrote:
Ok, a very embarrassing one when I was a teen:

"See you in tea" instead of "C.U.N.T."

(Mercyful Fate - Nuns Have No Fun)

I fucking died Very Happy

Also I thought the dude from Number of the Beast intro is spelling letters o, two u, o, f and c and wondered what the fuck is an "OUUOFC".
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BENEDICTINE PALPITATIONS wrote:
King Diamond - The Eye - Two Little Girls

Actual line: "One little girl with dirty fingers"

Sounds like: "One little girl that daddy fingers"

The first handful of times I heard that I was like ... UH WHAT?


This reminds me of Blackmore's Night "Ghost Of A Rose".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geD3gMroIc

Lyrics:

Promise me
when you see
a white rose
you'll think of me

Sounds like:

Promise me
when you see
a white rose
you'll finger me

And I love the first Deicide album but "Dead By Dawn" makes me laugh every time Glen sings the chorus. Sounds like a demented retard screaming:

Deh bah dah!
Deh bah dah!
Deh bah dah!

16 fucking times in a row!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coffin Texts - To Manifest --------> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhoS6nBWhF4&list=UUdYrJd5XEE2cJ0UbDVOEUyA&index=13

0:04: "Is a real Power Ranger".
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BreadGod wrote:
Back when I was a teenager, I heard the ending of Slayer's "Raining Blood" as:

"Raining Blood!
From a lobster in the sky!
Three inch horror!
Dreaming destruction now I shout Raining Blood!"


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always wondered why King Diamond sings;
"I see fingers all over my hand" -At the Graves

Da?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Antichrist Decimator wrote:
Revenge - Doom Order ------- At 0:37 you can clearly hear "Michael Jackson"

And for people who speak spanish:
Proclamation - Execration Of Cruel Bestiality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBsh6GXIh4A

1:50: "Que voy a hacer?, que budin es?, ahi hay atun!.


Jajajaja

At the end of Sarcofago - Christ's Death when he is shouting "Die Jesus, Die Jesus Christ, I Hate You..." I thought it was "Die Jesus, Die Jesus Christ, My Angel!!" instand
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slayer "Die By the Sword" always sounded to me like he was saying "Tabitha Soren"

you know, the mtv news anchor lady



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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BENEDICTINE PALPITATIONS wrote:
King Diamond - The Eye - Two Little Girls

Actual line: "One little girl with dirty fingers"

Sounds like: "One little girl that daddy fingers"

The first handful of times I heard that I was like ... UH WHAT?


wouldn't work well with the whole anti- pedophilia/incest thing he has going on on 'the Graveyard'

Valgrinder wrote:
Always wondered why King Diamond sings;
"I see fingers all over my hand" -At the Graves


I heard this too! didn't think about it much though, his tendency to scream pretty redundant observations in between epic lines became more and more present with each album
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ådsel wrote:
In the chorus of Heartwork by Carcass, Jeff sings "A canvas to paint, to degenerate" but I always hear "You masturbate, to degenerate".

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

iron tyrant wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Z5jtoub4o


Marge in the Condom, Otter DEEEAD
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every single time I listen to Proclamation-Evil Blood of Sodomy (which is very frequent) I always hear "augh you never talked about it" at 40 seconds into the song. It's there every time.
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bleedings wrote:
Every single time I listen to Proclamation-Evil Blood of Sodomy (which is very frequent) I always hear "augh you never talked about it" at 40 seconds into the song. It's there every time.


Hahaha! I just listened to this track and there it was.
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one can never be unheard. I dont even accept any other lyrics. You can even hear it on the live undead version.

SLAYER - DIE BY THE SWORD

Live by the sword and help to contain
The helpless minds of you all
Die by my hand in pools of blood
Clutch yourself as you fall

My names tony! IVE GOT SOME BAYYYCONN!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASKb-u4Vt5g
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eighthplague wrote:
Manilla Road- Necropolis

Lyric:

Quote:
Through the jungle by the river Styx
I've journeyed long and far this day
Lurking shadows in the parapets
Will never make me turn away


But I hear:

Quote:
Through the jungle by the river Styx
I've journeyed long and far this day
Lurking shadows and a pair of tits
Will never make me turn away


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwN7PD-h-Wg


In the chorus I always hear: "Lost in the crab palace".

Also on Ignivomous's Path of Attrition:

"How many ages have they stood
beyond counting
eternal obsticle
barrier to overman"

it always sounds like "eternal popsicle".
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