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bearsbearsbears



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

midgetviolence wrote:
klaw wrote:
Where the fuck is MERCYFUL FATE in this thread???
"Later on the master VAGINAS" whatever that means (Come to the Sabbath)


I've always heard it as "Later on the RUSTY VAGINAS" which is even worse.
I of course checked the lyrics out after the first time and found out what he really sang.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqcOVzx4CqY&t=0m28s

You're both wrong, it's definitely "monster vaginas" Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just remembered another one from long ago that always made me laugh, never knew what the actual line was until just now..

Steely Dan - Bodhisattva

Can you show me
The shine of your Japan
It's the sparkle in your 'gina
Can you show me

Actual line..

Can you show me
The shine of your Japan
The sparkle of your China
Can you show me
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Listen closely to AKERCOCKE "OF MENSTRUAL BLOOD AND SEMEN" and it appears to be they are chanting "SEINFELD"


example about 1:05 you will hear it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0doQxWwZTM[/b]
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BENEDICTINE PALPITATIONS



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

King Diamond - The Eye - Two Little Girls

Actual line: "One little girl with dirty fingers"

Sounds like: "One little girl that daddy fingers"

The first handful of times I heard that I was like ... UH WHAT?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I believe in tragedies" line from Immortal - The sun no longer rises
really sounds like "I believe in trees" due to the pronunciation. When I first heard it as a young teenager it did seem to fit in with the overall lyrical imagery of the band. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brodequin - Torches of nero

Them: Ayuuuurrrr Ayrrrrrr oooohhhhhhrrrrrrrr

Me: Ayurrrrrr Airrrrrrr aaaaaaarrrrr
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Airyanem Vaejah wrote:
"I believe in tragedies" line from Immortal - The sun no longer rises
really sounds like "I believe in trees" due to the pronunciation. When I first heard it as a young teenager it did seem to fit in with the overall lyrical imagery of the band. Smile


This is what I hear every time, no matter how often I check the lyrics.

I always laugh during Sabbat - Reversed Bible, because it sounds like Temis says "civil rights textbook." Turns out the line is "seem right textbook", so not actually that far off!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bearsbearsbears wrote:
midgetviolence wrote:
klaw wrote:
Where the fuck is MERCYFUL FATE in this thread???
"Later on the master VAGINAS" whatever that means (Come to the Sabbath)


I've always heard it as "Later on the RUSTY VAGINAS" which is even worse.
I of course checked the lyrics out after the first time and found out what he really sang.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqcOVzx4CqY&t=0m28s

You're both wrong, it's definitely "monster vaginas" Cool

hahahaha, came here to post about this one, its definitely "later on the master vaginas"
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

klaw wrote:
Where the fuck is MERCYFUL FATE in this thread???
"Later on the master VAGINAS" whatever that means (Come to the Sabbath)


I have always heard it like this, and it will always be like this for me, because, come on, VAGINAS!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, a very embarrassing one when I was a teen:

"See you in tea" instead of "C.U.N.T."

(Mercyful Fate - Nuns Have No Fun)
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Antichrist Decimator wrote:
Revenge - Doom Order ------- At 0:37 you can clearly hear "Michael Jackson"

And for people who speak spanish:
Proclamation - Execration Of Cruel Bestiality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBsh6GXIh4A

1:50: "Que voy a hacer?, que budin es?, ahi hay atun!.


Speaking of Michael Jackson, when I first heard of the song "the lady in my life" I thought it was saying this:

And, baby, through the years
Even when we ROT IN GRAVE
I will love you more each day
'Cause you will always be the lady in my life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cKBOEjZNvww#t=132s

instead of this he's singing in reality:

And, baby, through the years
Even when we're old and gray
I will love you more each day
'Cause you will always be the lady in my life

pretty much death metal what I was hearing, don't you think? Razz

as for Revenge, in the recent song "burden eradication" at the 1:31 of the song, I always hearing James Read screaming "Malaka!", which is a famous Greek swear word - somehow that's fitting with the insulting / abusing nature of Revenge Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rotting Christ - Sign of Evil existence

Actual lyrics go...
Summon Glohithia
Appear in the snake shape
Bring down upon me
For last time all forest's (secrets)

What I hear
Summer in India
We are in the station
Return by morning
or lost like Old Forest
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My fave which i heard on some radio show with the same topic:

Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water

"Slow motion Walther
The fire engine guy"

When i heard it the first time, i burst out in laughter, unfortunately i cant listen to the song without hearing those "lyrics" anymore haha...

(I guess the actual lyrics are clear...)
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The chorus of Deicide´s Dead By Dawn:

Dentagard, Dentagard, Dentagard, Den-ta-gaaaard

wahlweise auch Wink

Der Soldat, der Soldat, der Soldat, der Sol-daaaat
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am
Banana
Fear the sky shall fall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Md3VwimeM
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