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Deströyer
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 Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:12 am Post subject: Misheard lyrics thread |
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Example:
I always used to hear the lyrics in the Sepultura song, 'Necromancer' as:
Necromancer,
Dirty fucker,
Necromancer,
Dirty fucker.
Actual lyrics:
Necromancer, Dead's invoker, Necromancer, Dead's invoker!
(the part at 2:28: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYLJJczTsqg )
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Aszfargoth
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:17 am Post subject: Re: Misheard lyrics thread |
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| Deströyer wrote: | Example:
I always used to hear the lyrics in the Sepultura song, 'Necromancer' as:
Necromancer,
Dirty fucker,
Necromancer,
Dirty fucker.
Actual lyrics:
Necromancer, Dead's invoker, Necromancer, Dead's invoker! |
A classic mondegreen, I always hear it that way, too. It makes the song so much better!
Another improvement over the actual lyrics is when I mishear "Shrill cries" in the chorus of Sodom's "Outbreak of Evil" as "Kill Christ". |
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eighthplague
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:20 am Post subject: |
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Samhain- Birthright. The lyrics are supposedly:
| Quote: | This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be
It will be on your heels
It will share your bed
Let it comfort thee |
I don't hear the last bit at ALL. I've always heard:
| Quote: | This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be
It will be on your heels
And we'll stay up late
And eat Cocoa Puffs |
Hear for yourselves!
http://youtu.be/B94ZNBzQV_k
(You guys should seriously check this out. I've been telling people this for years and it's sort of an obsession.  ) |
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xray
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Location: NY
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:41 am Post subject: |
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Recently, Aura Noir's Fed to the Flames
What I heard (but obviously knew it was wrong):
| Quote: | Pizza bunnies! (said like peeeeee-za buuuuuuh-neeeees)
With hellish dark meat! |
Actual lyrics:
| Quote: | Heat upon heat
For hell to merge with me |
http://youtu.be/XUKnwpvWp50
My friend heard the following in Funebrarum's Incineration of Mortal Flesh (and now I can't get it out of my head, damn her):
| Quote: | Power cookies
And vaseline! |
Actual lyrics:
| Quote: | The power of darkness
and blasphemy |
http://youtu.be/AN6HoQx9AWE |
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xray
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:48 am Post subject: |
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| eighthplague wrote: |
| Quote: | This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be
It will be on your heels
And we'll stay up late
And eat Cocoa Puffs |
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Holy shit, you're right.
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spectre
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:49 am Post subject: Re: Misheard lyrics thread |
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| Aszfargoth wrote: | | Another improvement over the actual lyrics is when I mishear "Shrill cries" in the chorus of Sodom's "Outbreak of Evil" as "Kill Christ". |
Wow, I never read the lyrics. I always thought that what it actually was
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Final Holocaust
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:04 am Post subject: |
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"Va Koram" on Necros Christos' "Va Koram do Rex Satan" sounds like "Paco Rabanne".
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eighthplague
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:23 am Post subject: |
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| xray wrote: | | eighthplague wrote: |
| Quote: | This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be
It will be on your heels
And we'll stay up late
And eat Cocoa Puffs |
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Holy shit, you're right. |
Try unhearing it. |
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iron tyrant
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eighthplague
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:18 am Post subject: |
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Manilla Road- Necropolis
Lyric:
| Quote: | Through the jungle by the river Styx
I've journeyed long and far this day
Lurking shadows in the parapets
Will never make me turn away |
But I hear:
| Quote: | Through the jungle by the river Styx
I've journeyed long and far this day
Lurking shadows and a pair of tits
Will never make me turn away |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwN7PD-h-Wg |
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Fallen_Empire
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eighthplague
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:21 am Post subject: |
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| Fallen_Empire wrote: | | eighthplague wrote: | | xray wrote: | | eighthplague wrote: |
| Quote: | This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be
It will be on your heels
And we'll stay up late
And eat Cocoa Puffs |
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Holy shit, you're right. |
Try unhearing it. |
Hail sleepover metal |
That is exactly what I've always thought when I've listened to it. |
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nileppez
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:22 am Post subject: |
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Saxon, Lionheart,
"Raise your banners
Raise them high"
I hear
"Raise your penis
Raise them high" |
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Ådsel
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Antichrist Decimator
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:57 am Post subject: |
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Revenge - Doom Order ------- At 0:37 you can clearly hear "Michael Jackson"
And for people who speak spanish:
Proclamation - Execration Of Cruel Bestiality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBsh6GXIh4A
1:50: "Que voy a hacer?, que budin es?, ahi hay atun!.
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