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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:12 am    Post subject: Misheard lyrics thread Reply with quote

Example:

I always used to hear the lyrics in the Sepultura song, 'Necromancer' as:

Necromancer,
Dirty fucker,
Necromancer,
Dirty fucker.

Actual lyrics:
Necromancer, Dead's invoker, Necromancer, Dead's invoker!

(the part at 2:28: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYLJJczTsqg )
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:17 am    Post subject: Re: Misheard lyrics thread Reply with quote

Deströyer wrote:
Example:

I always used to hear the lyrics in the Sepultura song, 'Necromancer' as:

Necromancer,
Dirty fucker,
Necromancer,
Dirty fucker.

Actual lyrics:
Necromancer, Dead's invoker, Necromancer, Dead's invoker!


A classic mondegreen, I always hear it that way, too. It makes the song so much better!

Another improvement over the actual lyrics is when I mishear "Shrill cries" in the chorus of Sodom's "Outbreak of Evil" as "Kill Christ".
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Samhain- Birthright. The lyrics are supposedly:

Quote:
This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be

It will be on your heels
It will share your bed
Let it comfort thee


I don't hear the last bit at ALL. I've always heard:

Quote:
This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be

It will be on your heels
And we'll stay up late
And eat Cocoa Puffs


Hear for yourselves!

http://youtu.be/B94ZNBzQV_k

(You guys should seriously check this out. I've been telling people this for years and it's sort of an obsession. Laughing )
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Recently, Aura Noir's Fed to the Flames

What I heard (but obviously knew it was wrong):

Quote:
Pizza bunnies! (said like peeeeee-za buuuuuuh-neeeees)
With hellish dark meat!


Actual lyrics:

Quote:
Heat upon heat
For hell to merge with me


http://youtu.be/XUKnwpvWp50

My friend heard the following in Funebrarum's Incineration of Mortal Flesh (and now I can't get it out of my head, damn her):

Quote:
Power cookies
And vaseline!


Actual lyrics:
Quote:
The power of darkness
and blasphemy


http://youtu.be/AN6HoQx9AWE
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eighthplague wrote:


Quote:
This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be

It will be on your heels
And we'll stay up late
And eat Cocoa Puffs



Holy shit, you're right. Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:49 am    Post subject: Re: Misheard lyrics thread Reply with quote

Aszfargoth wrote:
Another improvement over the actual lyrics is when I mishear "Shrill cries" in the chorus of Sodom's "Outbreak of Evil" as "Kill Christ".


Wow, I never read the lyrics. I always thought that what it actually was
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Va Koram" on Necros Christos' "Va Koram do Rex Satan" sounds like "Paco Rabanne".
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

xray wrote:
eighthplague wrote:


Quote:
This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be

It will be on your heels
And we'll stay up late
And eat Cocoa Puffs



Holy shit, you're right. Laughing


Try unhearing it. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Z5jtoub4o
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Manilla Road- Necropolis

Lyric:

Quote:
Through the jungle by the river Styx
I've journeyed long and far this day
Lurking shadows in the parapets
Will never make me turn away


But I hear:

Quote:
Through the jungle by the river Styx
I've journeyed long and far this day
Lurking shadows and a pair of tits
Will never make me turn away


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwN7PD-h-Wg
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eighthplague wrote:
xray wrote:
eighthplague wrote:


Quote:
This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be

It will be on your heels
And we'll stay up late
And eat Cocoa Puffs



Holy shit, you're right. Laughing


Try unhearing it. Laughing


Hail sleepover metal
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fallen_Empire wrote:
eighthplague wrote:
xray wrote:
eighthplague wrote:


Quote:
This is your legacy
You are born to it
It will ever be

It will be on your heels
And we'll stay up late
And eat Cocoa Puffs



Holy shit, you're right. Laughing


Try unhearing it. Laughing


Hail sleepover metal


That is exactly what I've always thought when I've listened to it.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saxon, Lionheart,
"Raise your banners
Raise them high"

I hear
"Raise your penis
Raise them high"
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the chorus of Heartwork by Carcass, Jeff sings "A canvas to paint, to degenerate" but I always hear "You masturbate, to degenerate".
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Revenge - Doom Order ------- At 0:37 you can clearly hear "Michael Jackson"

And for people who speak spanish:
Proclamation - Execration Of Cruel Bestiality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBsh6GXIh4A

1:50: "Que voy a hacer?, que budin es?, ahi hay atun!.
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