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KONTEST : MOST ILLEGIBLE BAND-NAME LOGOS.E.V.E.R.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:42 pm    Post subject: KONTEST : MOST ILLEGIBLE BAND-NAME LOGOS.E.V.E.R. Reply with quote

this thread is ABOOT THREAD.
Participants are enkouraged to share PATCHEs but all formats are welkom AS LONG AS THEY'RE AGGRESIVELY ILLEGIBLE LETTERFORMS.
THE MOR ILLUSTRATION-Y THE BETTER.
NO SZPAJDEL please.
this is NOT a pointless time-waster for NWOBHM shut-ins, this thread is a solicitory kultural study ov Heavy Metal aesthetics and the limits ov typographical legibility.
The discourse is twofold in it's enrichment:
1.
participants may SUBMIT mega-unreadable band name logos up to but not necessarily inkluding old-fashioned technical pencil idiosyncracies like the great Mike Kovacs ov SORATH fame, but certainly inkluding south-american-style broken pencil scratching on wet cardboard chevrons and Ledney and/or Holocausto ballpoint still-lifes
AS WELL AS
2.
brave attempts to DECIPHER this bionik graffitti like unorthodox egyptologists on an NDE-level heroik ketamine dosage having a game ov Chinese fucking telephone as AK would say. Cyrillic, Arabic, Pictograms are all excepted making this even W.O.R.S.E.
Fucking Dead-Ass Christ Motherfucked on a Broken Crutch, you dumb motherfuckers, you know what the fuck else?!
THIS THREAD WILL EVEN EXCEPT *GLYPTOGLOSSIA*!!
That's right you vokabularized little judgemental shits, [IF YOSUKE A.L.L.O.W.S. IT] THIS THREAD WILL ALLOW *nonexistent alphabets* like the shit Mick Barr draws after he pulls a bong.

I'll start

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1st necros christos logo was just impossible to be read. But i still prefer it than the new one.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cultofvomit wrote:
1st necros christos logo was just impossible to be read. But i still prefer it than the new one.


Post a pic if you would.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We seem to get tagged into this area pretty often. There's even some youtube video somewhere of a 'illegible metal logo' contest amongst record store employees. There are 10 logos that are being reviewed. Ours is the last one. Only one person knew who it was. I'd try and dig it up but I'm at work and can't.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BENEDICTINE PALPITATIONS wrote:
There's even some youtube video somewhere of a 'illegible metal logo' contest amongst record store employees. There are 10 logos that are being reviewed. Ours is the last one.


The spermatics-style delivery at it's liquidy best.
Thanks for submitting; I'm sure this thread subject is very unoriginal but I genuinely am interested in this sort ov thing...
...in the definitiv line where a letterform becomes purely illustration is fascinating because the brain-center that processes the info suddenly changes from left hemisphere (words, codes, cryptology) to right (images, commonalities).
In most cases things either "read" or they don't, but in these cases it depends on how adept is the receiver.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


I like how the pic link says "cant-read-this" lol
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZummahT wrote:

I like how the pic link says "cant-read-this" lol


THIS ONE
will be the one to beat.
I'm not even getting a left-brain twitch off this one!
"YGGDRASIL" is my GUESS.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Korgonthurus, innit?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NuclearGoatVomit wrote:
Korgonthurus, innit?


I just remembered metal-logo deciphering skill is one ov those rare traits that is IMPROVED BY ALCOHOL AND DRUGS.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha Smile I couldn't say what band it is, if I didn't knew it.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about this one Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NN wrote:
BENEDICTINE PALPITATIONS wrote:
There's even some youtube video somewhere of a 'illegible metal logo' contest amongst record store employees. There are 10 logos that are being reviewed. Ours is the last one.


The spermatics-style delivery at it's liquidy best.
Thanks for submitting; I'm sure this thread subject is very unoriginal but I genuinely am interested in this sort ov thing...
...in the definitiv line where a letterform becomes purely illustration is fascinating because the brain-center that processes the info suddenly changes from left hemisphere (words, codes, cryptology) to right (images, commonalities).
In most cases things either "read" or they don't, but in these cases it depends on how adept is the receiver.


Thanks. Took me about 6 hours to draw. Confused .. wanted to make it at least somewhat decipherable.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That last one is great. Not that I can read it but who cares. That Korgontusaurus or whatever and the other spermy splash one are just crazy!

Edit: the one SoundsofDecay posted!
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