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| Which band's clones are the most irritating? |
| Blasphemy/Bestial/War/etc |
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40% |
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| Darkthrone/General Norsk ripoffs |
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36% |
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| Incantation/Dark US DM |
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3% |
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| Swedeath/Entombed ripoffs |
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18% |
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GoldenBull

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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:16 am Post subject: Which clones are the shittiest? |
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For me, Incantation/USDM clones are the worst. Mostly because there are so many of them, it is my favorite style of DM, and at least once in awhile one of them is excellent (meaning that I actually feel a motivation to sift through all the crap ones to locate some greatness). Of course every category has at least some worthwhile bands lurking in the pile...
There are many more genres suffering from the "cookie cutter band" disease. Orthodox BM and Discharge clones for example. But these 4 seem to be the most prominent offenders.
Anyway, which "clone genre" is the crappiest? Which has the worst ratio of garbage to quality? Discuss. _________________
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Blutkvlt

Joined: 25 Feb 2010 Posts: 5151 Location: latino wizards guild
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:19 am Post subject: |
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Kvltfago, Swedeath ,and Incuntation ripoffs seem to be a rather more recent trend, so I voted for Dickthrone ripoffs. It's been happening for long enough and is responsible for shit like this: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Kukulcan/88382 _________________
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NuclearGoatVomit
Joined: 24 Feb 2010 Posts: 2087
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:19 am Post subject: |
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| Voted for the norse ones, though the Blasphemy etc are also annoying. But not as much as the norse ones. |
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morbiddeceiver

Joined: 16 Jun 2009 Posts: 2220 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| If there shitty I don't listen to them. |
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blodhemn9

Joined: 12 Aug 2009 Posts: 4119 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:22 am Post subject: |
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| NuclearGoatVomit wrote: | | Voted for the norse ones, though the Blasphemy etc are also annoying. But not as much as the norse ones. |
Same here. I'm glad the Darkthrone clone trend seems to be dying down in recent years (or maybe it's just off my radar these days)..... But the Blasphemy clones are also really annoying. It takes a special something to capture the atmosphere of Blasphemy and the other original bands back them, and 90% of these newer bands don't have that something . |
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morbiddeceiver

Joined: 16 Jun 2009 Posts: 2220 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:27 am Post subject: |
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| The only band worthy enough to be called a Darkthrone clone is Helsefyr. |
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NYSE
Joined: 05 Oct 2010 Posts: 1292
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:28 am Post subject: |
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A clone of a band I already don't like gets my vote, so Blasphemy it is. _________________ Good Deals: Antichrist, Wolfram, The Unborn, Rolex, darkdescentrecords |
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bMz

Joined: 11 Aug 2009 Posts: 1340 Location: Finland
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:29 am Post subject: |
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Blasphemy clone bands easily...mostly I feel sorry for all those kids. Some of the most embarrassing crap I've heard. _________________ Good deals with: ildjarn74, Mikael, moorleiche, Morbid Mike, mordibdeceiver, s.charlach, Goat Sadomator, BlackMinion, anotherdeadhero, The Nihil Congregation, kinghunterz, aeongrave, blacksun, markos, SonOfPerdition, Teutonic Slaughter, Wolfram, beerfiend |
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dalecooper

Joined: 26 Jan 2008 Posts: 2584 Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:30 am Post subject: |
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Darkthrone ones are worst for me. Partly, perhaps, because that's the style of those four that I'm least interested in (with a few exceptions, including Darkthrone themselves). But also partly because I think there are more bands with no musical worth whatsoever that realized, "Hey, we can sound sorta like that with very little effort!" It takes a certain level of musical accomplishment to clone the other mentioned styles, even though the resulting songs may lack passion or creativity, but being fake-Darkthrone seems like a bastion for a lot of talentless hacks.
There's a fair number of bad bands doing the Blasphemy thing too, but not quite as many - or maybe some of them are better at obscuring their lack of skills behind the wall of noise. _________________
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navght
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:38 am Post subject: |
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What about the shitty orthodox clones? I have to go for the wargoatfaggots though, simply because the they aren't expressing anything other than faggotry.

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StygianVespers
Joined: 12 Oct 2011 Posts: 234 Location: Sweden
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:40 am Post subject: |
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| I was going to vote for the Orthodox bm clones, but alas, you didnt put them in the poll. |
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harmless

Joined: 13 Nov 2007 Posts: 1780 Location: Iceland
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:43 am Post subject: |
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I chose the Norsecore-clones because afaicr they've been around the longest and for every good darkclone there's been at least twenty bad ones. _________________ There is a country called Tír na N Óg, which means the Country of the Young, for age and death have not found it; neither tears and loud laughter have gone near it. The shadiest boskage covers it perpetually. |
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minge-eater

Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 3703 Location: cutterofgums record room
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:43 am Post subject: |
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My vote goes to anyone with kvlt in there band or user name _________________ Metal Archives is the place legends are born.
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Sv.

Joined: 18 Jan 2009 Posts: 3737 Location: in this bar of ritual, Belgium
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:46 am Post subject: |
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My vote goes to Iceland, it all started with that overrated Flames Of Hell record featuring Mickey Mouse on vocals. _________________
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Saevus

Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 1186 Location: Charlottesville, Va, USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:47 am Post subject: |
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Darkclones due to the fact that they mostly copy the one band's one album, and because they make up most of the least heavy bands in metal. _________________ http://sethbennettillustration.blogspot.com/ - Artwork and graphic design
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