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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:23 pm    Post subject: Sodomy Reply with quote

Why does sodomy show up so much in metal lyrics?

I'm not just talking about Sodom, Nifelheim, Morbid Angel, and Profanatica, because it seems to show up across the board.

Is it the offense-to-Christians thing? Well then why not animal violations or group nun anal?

Is it a love of dark and stinky places?

It shows up an awful lot more than many other lyrical tropes. Could it be... well, I shouldn't say it, because you'll think I'm calling you a bunch of queeahs.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Sodomy Reply with quote

Conservationist wrote:
Why does sodomy show up so much in metal lyrics?

I'm not just talking about Sodom, Nifelheim, Morbid Angel, and Profanatica, because it seems to show up across the board.

Is it the offense-to-Christians thing? Well then why not animal violations or group nun anal?

Is it a love of dark and stinky places?

It shows up an awful lot more than many other lyrical tropes. Could it be... well, I shouldn't say it, because you'll think I'm calling you a bunch of queeahs.


It's just one aspect of perversity. The real question is, out of all the perversity that exists in metal lyrics, why did you focus on that one? Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHA the one on top has a beard.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's Chuck Norris.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chuck norris and spock/one of the beatles
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't know Conservationist was romantically involved with Chuck Norris.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could someone please explain to me how this whole "wanting to fuck women in their beautiful round hairless shitters makes you a closet gay" thing that gets bandied about a lot in Metal/homophobe circles actually works? Makes absolutely no sense to me.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hairless? Not the ones I've seen.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On deeper thought, if you jerk yourself off, that must be a bit gay too since it is a male hand touching your cock.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buarainech wrote:
Could someone please explain to me how this whole "wanting to fuck women in their beautiful round hairless shitters makes you a closet gay" thing that gets bandied about a lot in Metal/homophobe circles actually works? Makes absolutely no sense to me.


damn, what about kissing a girl? isn't it gay?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

samsquanch wrote:
Hairless? Not the ones I've seen.



I guess i've just been lucky. Where do you hail from/where are the girls you've been fucking from?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buarainech wrote:
Where do you hail from/where are the girls you've been fucking from?


It's gotta be Hairy Pooper, Montana.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Sodomy Reply with quote

Conservationist wrote:
Why does sodomy show up so much in metal lyrics?

I'm not just talking about Sodom, Nifelheim, Morbid Angel, and Profanatica, because it seems to show up across the board.

Is it the offense-to-Christians thing? Well then why not animal violations or group nun anal?

Is it a love of dark and stinky places?

It shows up an awful lot more than many other lyrical tropes. Could it be... well, I shouldn't say it, because you'll think I'm calling you a bunch of queeahs.


says http://www.anus.com
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lots of people think buttsex rules. Metalheads are more likely than most to agree with that statement I'd say. An entire group of people devoted to blasphemic fornication. DUUUUUH....

Or just go with Mikko Aspa's justification. "Fucking females in the ass is good thing to do."
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