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Wilhelm



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:18 pm    Post subject: Funny misadventures with the post office Reply with quote

Share your stories.

One right off the top of my head: I received a box from the return department once with a stack of Deathgasm records items. Right on top of the CDs, inside the box, was an STS flyer, and a note stating the items were found loose in the mail. Apparently DGR was trading with a label in Canada and they included some of my flyers which the PO used to assume the pack belonged to me. LOL.

Then there's the fucked up pink centipede thing that crawled out of a trade pack I received from Thailand, but I think you all know that one by now....
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My old roommate tried to ship pot back from Amsterdam (it was covered in coffee beans to hide the smell); it didn't work.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Funny misadventures with the post office Reply with quote

Wilhelm wrote:

Then there's the fucked up pink centipede thing that crawled out of a trade pack I received from Thailand, but I think you all know that one by now....


please direct me to this story!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Funny misadventures with the post office Reply with quote

Father_Fuck wrote:
Wilhelm wrote:

Then there's the fucked up pink centipede thing that crawled out of a trade pack I received from Thailand, but I think you all know that one by now....


please direct me to this story!


Seconded.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get other people's mail all the time. I once got some Mexican guy's Proactive zit medication kit in my po box.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Funny misadventures with the post office Reply with quote

LifeDepraved wrote:
Father_Fuck wrote:
Wilhelm wrote:

Then there's the fucked up pink centipede thing that crawled out of a trade pack I received from Thailand, but I think you all know that one by now....


please direct me to this story!


Seconded.

Thirded.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

got a few peoples credit card statements throughn my door. Came in handy for buying some free vinyls and dvd players.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When Inquisitors of satan LP came out I bought it from Painiac records. He send it and two months later I still hadn't received the package. Alright, lost package, sucks because the record was sold-out by that time.
Fast forward another few weeks and I get the package in the mail. What happened? The local postoffice where Painiac sends his mail was out of stickers to put on the packages. The address goes on the stickers, so he left the package there together with a post-it with my address. Needless to say, they lost the post-it. Many months later the same post office guy is sitting behind the counter, Fred from Painiac walks in and he recognizes him as the man of the package with the lost address.

In retrospect their incompetence is funny. Wasn't at the time.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

giant centipedes really freak the shit out of me
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i got a dead mouse in a package from no colours, but that wasnt really funny.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

minge-eater wrote:
i got a dead mouse in a package from no colours, but that wasnt really funny.


I think the mouse was a part of your Nargaroth - Semper Fi box Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kakarot SS5 wrote:
minge-eater wrote:
i got a dead mouse in a package from no colours, but that wasnt really funny.


I think the mouse was a part of your Nargaroth - Semper Fi box Laughing


i own enough shit, without adding nargaroth to my collection, plus it wasnt covered in jizz.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate going to the post office, I always end getting the fat women from the 5 employees. She's not just fat, but really fat. She always checks the letters first and she damn knows I always need a big package. So there she comes back all sweety and stinky, "sorry sir, I can't find it". "It's probably the big box behind you with "fragile" written on it!" Happened 6 times so far x 10 minutes each time. Damn bitch took 1 hour from my life.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sv. wrote:
I hate going to the post office, I always end getting the fat women from the 5 employees. She's not just fat, but really fat. She always checks the letters first and she damn knows I always need a big package. So there she comes back all sweety and stinky, "sorry sir, I can't find it". "It's probably the big box behind you with "fragile" written on it!" Happened 6 times so far x 10 minutes each time. Damn bitch took 1 hour from my life.


Off topic, but this reminded me of a record shop here in early 90s. Sometimes there was a really fat guy selling records when the owner was at lunch and I always had to wait the owner to get my order from the backroom, because the other guy couldn't fit there. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scott K wrote:
My old roommate tried to ship pot back from Amsterdam (it was covered in coffee beans to hide the smell); it didn't work.

Worked for me! It was not even hidden, just lose weed in the mail.
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