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Random Drunken Encounters Of The Metal Kind
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Valgrinder



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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fukking hate it when drunken assholes come to talk bullshit, be then metalheads or not. Most likely they interrupt something important, start asking "Hey man, hows it been?"and so on for next five minutes. Why dont they just ask "do you have a cigarette to give?" in first place so I could say "No!" and conversation is over. Just yesterday I was having a chat with my friend in town in middle of day and there came three different drunkards to interrupt us in one hour. It must be lonely to drink middle of a day and try to find new "friends" cause other people have dispanded you. Lowlifes!

To the topic, I also hate when my bandshirts or apperiance works like a idiot magnet. For some reason here in Finland people think that listening metal makes "us" like some brotherhood, we "metalheads" must be all friends. Quess what, no thanks!

Luckily I usually wear shirts with quite obscure or unknown bands (atleast for mainstream ppl). So if someone regognize fex RIPPIKOULU shirt and have something to say about the band, he might have something interesting to say. So I give him a change if have some time to spare
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ADK



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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:16 am    Post subject: Re: Random Drunken Encounters Of The Metal Kind Reply with quote

stampoutdisco wrote:
Did he really hid in the shitpit at a festival and reach up and grab asses?


Unlikely, as the gasses would very likely make him unconscious and probably even lead to his death.

Sounds all in all like a try-hard psycho to me, of course Swedish people think this is cool.
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satanic ritual abuse



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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heard this story from numerous people, maybe it's an urban myth, but festival toilets get cleansed in the morning, maybe that's when he hid there. Or do you mean the chemical fumes?
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Destrozer



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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The shitman is not Onkel Kånkel. The shitman is just Onkel and is alive. Onkel Kånkel did die some years ago. Two different individuals. I did meet Onkel the shitman at the 2heavy4you festival in 2001 but I rather not talk about it.
We do have some mutual friends though.
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Demoniarch



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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did Buffo and the Shitman really ever meet and actually perform the Shitastika like I have heard rumored?
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Eigenbrötler



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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had a lot of weird encounters with people like this, sober or not. But the last one, was at a hockey game, they day after Jeff Hanneman had died, and between periods, the plan was to take a piss and pay $9 for another beer, and mid piss, dick in hand, some random bald guy with a beard starts going "you look like a slayer fan!!" I answer "yeah", kind of confused as to why anyone would ask you questions while pissing, but i finished, went to wash my hands, and he kept on telling me about kerrang magazine had this cool thing (i don't remember what it was) and I was just kind of staring at him, I just told him "yeah, I'll check it out that sounds cool" just to get them away from me. That was my most recent one.
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Dusted



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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this thread needs pix of the shitman himself
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salted



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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i try to avoid people who try and engage me in conversation based on metal shirts. conversations always go shit

metalhead: 'hey man, sweet graveland shirt'
me: 'yeah, thanks... it is'
metalhead: *nods*
me: '...'
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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Metalheads are usually shy clumsy beings, were it not for shirts/denim jackets w/patches nobody would even consider talking to eachother. It's basically the only pick up line they have and their one chance to build themselves a social life of some sort. Make sure to wear metal shirts at least twice as week so as to keep the number of depression-related suicides among fellow metal listeners to a minimum.
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Weltering in Blood



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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

salted wrote:
i try to avoid people who try and engage me in conversation based on metal shirts. conversations always go shit

metalhead: 'hey man, sweet graveland shirt'
me: 'yeah, thanks... it is'
metalhead: *nods*
me: '...'


Laughing

Been there..
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Dostojanstvenik



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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dusted wrote:
this thread needs pix of the shitman himself
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Weltering in Blood



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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dostojanstvenik wrote:
Dusted wrote:
this thread needs pix of the shitman himself


Left





Just google bajsmannen

fucking retarded
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satanic ritual abuse



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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Destrozer wrote:
The shitman is not Onkel Kånkel. The shitman is just Onkel and is alive. Onkel Kånkel did die some years ago. Two different individuals. I did meet Onkel the shitman at the 2heavy4you festival in 2001 but I rather not talk about it.
We do have some mutual friends though.


Thanks for clearing that up, I assumed there's only one coprophiliac Swedish maniac.
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Hipsterfago



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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I met him a brief moment at a festival, drunk as a skunk.
I can remember a surreal vid from a noise-gig, Bajsmannen would pop up in front of the stage and commence deepthroating a dirty toilet brush. Another from a german festival, in the camping area, where he sings the high pitch part of black vomit by sarcóI_LOVE_PENIS (horribly) whilst licking a piece of coal in a futile attempt of painting himself in oldschool warpaint.
Classy guy. Laughing
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Ashmonger



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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One thing that comes to mind right now, was a few years ago, I went to a local youth club/pub from time to time, there were quite some people who also listen to metal, but mainly mainstream. So when I was going home and was a bit drunk, one of these guys was looking at my Blood Storm t-shirt and I arrogantly said "Yeah, you don't know that band, do you?!" Haha, the look on his face was funny.
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