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bearsbearsbears
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| midgetviolence wrote: | | klaw wrote: | Where the fuck is MERCYFUL FATE in this thread???
"Later on the master VAGINAS" whatever that means (Come to the Sabbath) |
I've always heard it as "Later on the RUSTY VAGINAS" which is even worse.
I of course checked the lyrics out after the first time and found out what he really sang. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqcOVzx4CqY&t=0m28s
You're both wrong, it's definitely "monster vaginas"  |
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frostjunkie
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Just remembered another one from long ago that always made me laugh, never knew what the actual line was until just now..
Steely Dan - Bodhisattva
Can you show me
The shine of your Japan
It's the sparkle in your 'gina
Can you show me
Actual line..
Can you show me
The shine of your Japan
The sparkle of your China
Can you show me |
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Carpathian_Florist
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Listen closely to AKERCOCKE "OF MENSTRUAL BLOOD AND SEMEN" and it appears to be they are chanting "SEINFELD"
example about 1:05 you will hear it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0doQxWwZTM[/b] |
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BENEDICTINE PALPITATIONS
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King Diamond - The Eye - Two Little Girls
Actual line: "One little girl with dirty fingers"
Sounds like: "One little girl that daddy fingers"
The first handful of times I heard that I was like ... UH WHAT? |
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Airyanem Vaejah
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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"I believe in tragedies" line from Immortal - The sun no longer rises
really sounds like "I believe in trees" due to the pronunciation. When I first heard it as a young teenager it did seem to fit in with the overall lyrical imagery of the band.  |
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Nosferatu
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Brodequin - Torches of nero
Them: Ayuuuurrrr Ayrrrrrr oooohhhhhhrrrrrrrr
Me: Ayurrrrrr Airrrrrrr aaaaaaarrrrr |
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Korgull
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| Airyanem Vaejah wrote: | "I believe in tragedies" line from Immortal - The sun no longer rises
really sounds like "I believe in trees" due to the pronunciation. When I first heard it as a young teenager it did seem to fit in with the overall lyrical imagery of the band. |
This is what I hear every time, no matter how often I check the lyrics.
I always laugh during Sabbat - Reversed Bible, because it sounds like Temis says "civil rights textbook." Turns out the line is "seem right textbook", so not actually that far off! |
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Mikk
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| bearsbearsbears wrote: | | midgetviolence wrote: | | klaw wrote: | Where the fuck is MERCYFUL FATE in this thread???
"Later on the master VAGINAS" whatever that means (Come to the Sabbath) |
I've always heard it as "Later on the RUSTY VAGINAS" which is even worse.
I of course checked the lyrics out after the first time and found out what he really sang. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqcOVzx4CqY&t=0m28s
You're both wrong, it's definitely "monster vaginas" |
hahahaha, came here to post about this one, its definitely "later on the master vaginas"
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WarInvocator
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| klaw wrote: | Where the fuck is MERCYFUL FATE in this thread???
"Later on the master VAGINAS" whatever that means (Come to the Sabbath) |
I have always heard it like this, and it will always be like this for me, because, come on, VAGINAS!
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ADK
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Ok, a very embarrassing one when I was a teen:
"See you in tea" instead of "C.U.N.T."
(Mercyful Fate - Nuns Have No Fun) |
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wargoat_H
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| Antichrist Decimator wrote: | Revenge - Doom Order ------- At 0:37 you can clearly hear "Michael Jackson"
And for people who speak spanish:
Proclamation - Execration Of Cruel Bestiality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBsh6GXIh4A
1:50: "Que voy a hacer?, que budin es?, ahi hay atun!. |
Speaking of Michael Jackson, when I first heard of the song "the lady in my life" I thought it was saying this:
And, baby, through the years
Even when we ROT IN GRAVE
I will love you more each day
'Cause you will always be the lady in my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cKBOEjZNvww#t=132s
instead of this he's singing in reality:
And, baby, through the years
Even when we're old and gray
I will love you more each day
'Cause you will always be the lady in my life
pretty much death metal what I was hearing, don't you think? 
as for Revenge, in the recent song "burden eradication" at the 1:31 of the song, I always hearing James Read screaming "Malaka!", which is a famous Greek swear word - somehow that's fitting with the insulting / abusing nature of Revenge 
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Old Banyan Tree
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Rotting Christ - Sign of Evil existence
Actual lyrics go...
Summon Glohithia
Appear in the snake shape
Bring down upon me
For last time all forest's (secrets)
What I hear
Summer in India
We are in the station
Return by morning
or lost like Old Forest |
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flo/thrash attack zine
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My fave which i heard on some radio show with the same topic:
Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water
"Slow motion Walther
The fire engine guy"
When i heard it the first time, i burst out in laughter, unfortunately i cant listen to the song without hearing those "lyrics" anymore haha...
(I guess the actual lyrics are clear...)
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Kapalika
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The chorus of Deicide´s Dead By Dawn:
Dentagard, Dentagard, Dentagard, Den-ta-gaaaard
wahlweise auch 
Der Soldat, der Soldat, der Soldat, der Sol-daaaat
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Thermonuklear Slayyer
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I am
Banana
Fear the sky shall fall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Md3VwimeM
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