| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Primitive
Joined: 11 Sep 2011
Posts: 342
Location: San Jose, CA
|
 Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:03 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
| It's like idiocracy or some shit. Like fucking kidnergardners they see the word "penis" and they fuckin go wild. Wherever they see "penis" they just gotta jump all over that shit! |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
captainretardo
Joined: 08 Nov 2011
Posts: 1209
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:06 pm Post subject: |
|
|
We're not talking shit about the band, we're talking shit about your ridiculously gay jacket. Walking around with a patch that says GOATPENIS with arrows pointing directly at your ass is hilarious. Furthermore, as you pointed out, an arrow points at some goat's cock, too. I can only conclude that you want goat cock in your ass.
Around 1990-91, I also felt the need to let every stranger who saw me know that I was into metal. But then, something happened ...
(I turned 12).
Anyhow, if you think it's "cool" or "metal" or whatever to sew the word goatpenis on your clothes, carry on. We'll just keep laughing at you.
_________________
Good deals with: Numerator41, addison, deathsleep, witch sermon, xyosefx, invinCIBility (4X), Weltbrand (2X), DrkKnight, K-mart (2X), drinks, LifeDepraved |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Primitive
Joined: 11 Sep 2011
Posts: 342
Location: San Jose, CA
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:28 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| captainretardo wrote: | We're not talking shit about the band, we're talking shit about your ridiculously gay jacket. Walking around with a patch that says GOATPENIS with arrows pointing directly at your ass is hilarious. Furthermore, as you pointed out, an arrow points at some goat's cock, too. I can only conclude that you want goat cock in your ass.
Around 1990-91, I also felt the need to let every stranger who saw me know that I was into metal. But then, something happened ...
(I turned 12).
Anyhow, if you think it's "cool" or "metal" or whatever to sew the word goatpenis on your clothes, carry on. We'll just keep laughing at you. |
Too much typing didn't read. Your fuckin name says enough. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
N.
Joined: 05 Jun 2011
Posts: 1196
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:19 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Primitive wrote: | | Blutkvlt wrote: | | Why the "jk brah" at the end? This buttnut deserves to be mocked for all he's worth, which isn't much. |
It's just good to know that fake fuck posers aren't into the same shit that I lisetn to. That's all that matters... and it's a fucking relief.
Fuck just look at you! you're a fuckin joke with your 3,000+ posts and you're MS paint glowing eyes, you look like you're tryig to be a fucking video game character. You're a product of the fucking internet. A total fucking joke, and you troll just about every thread I go on. You live online... and that fucking picture!!! hahaha
And fuck yeah I'll wear that shit all day. I'm all about what goatpenis is about. Exterminate fucking humanity, and fuck everyone, and fuck 99% of all bands these days, they're all fake fucking poser fucks!! that's the intentions behind the statement i make when I wear my goatpenis patch. |
It would be sad if you're older than 25...
_________________
"By all evidence we are in the world to do nothing."
- E. M. Cioran |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
N.
Joined: 05 Jun 2011
Posts: 1196
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:21 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| captainretardo wrote: | We're not talking shit about the band, we're talking shit about your ridiculously gay jacket. Walking around with a patch that says GOATPENIS with arrows pointing directly at your ass is hilarious. Furthermore, as you pointed out, an arrow points at some goat's cock, too. I can only conclude that you want goat cock in your ass.
Around 1990-91, I also felt the need to let every stranger who saw me know that I was into metal. But then, something happened ...
(I turned 12).
Anyhow, if you think it's "cool" or "metal" or whatever to sew the word goatpenis on your clothes, carry on. We'll just keep laughing at you. |
It's a patch, not a cock. The band name is Goatpenis and he's into Goatpenis, so who cares where he wears the patch?
_________________
"By all evidence we are in the world to do nothing."
- E. M. Cioran |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Carlzilla
Joined: 07 Aug 2009
Posts: 3009
Location: New Mexico
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:34 pm Post subject: |
|
|
What the fuck is wrong with this captainretardo guy? His jacket looks fine, there's MUCH more ridiculous jackets in the "post pictures of your metal west" or whatever it's named thread. You're just being a typical idiot because the band name is GoatPenis.
_________________
If you are a false don't marry! Girlfriend is ok but only destructing anus from behind!!! - Fat Dagon
And now we have fags complaining about other fags. A "fagoboros" if you will. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Blutkvlt
Joined: 25 Feb 2010
Posts: 6414
Location: latino wizards guild
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:56 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Primitive wrote: | | Blutkvlt wrote: | | Why the "jk brah" at the end? This buttnut deserves to be mocked for all he's worth, which isn't much. |
It's just good to know that fake fuck posers aren't into the same shit that I lisetn to. That's all that matters... and it's a fucking relief.
Fuck just look at you! you're a fuckin joke with your 3,000+ posts and you're MS paint glowing eyes, you look like you're tryig to be a fucking video game character. You're a product of the fucking internet. A total fucking joke, and you troll just about every thread I go on. You live online... and that fucking picture!!! hahaha
And fuck yeah I'll wear that shit all day. I'm all about what goatpenis is about. Exterminate fucking humanity, and fuck everyone, and fuck 99% of all bands these days, they're all fake fucking poser fucks!! that's the intentions behind the statement i make when I wear my goatpenis patch. |
does this mean im posser i dnt wanna be posser how do i not posser do i have to un-ns then i can become not posser plz help u r in the "KNOW"
_________________
| under a funeral shroom wrote: | | I wish, I think Chris Barnes would be much more likely to be a guest on that Guy Fieri show. |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
HotBlack
Joined: 26 Jun 2009
Posts: 2504
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:57 pm Post subject: |
|
|
_________________
Myths (Vinyl) - click me
Cassette tapes = using nostalgia to polish turds. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Carlzilla
Joined: 07 Aug 2009
Posts: 3009
Location: New Mexico
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:16 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Possers will be the death of civilized society.
Posers on the other hand...
_________________
If you are a false don't marry! Girlfriend is ok but only destructing anus from behind!!! - Fat Dagon
And now we have fags complaining about other fags. A "fagoboros" if you will. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
S_Slaughter
Joined: 25 Aug 2009
Posts: 463
Location: Australia
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:56 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Thread successfully derailed...
I have some of the Sadistik Exekution patches left if anyone wants one. They don't have the word penis in it.
I know lots of people that really like Goat Penis, they are a brutal band. I also like metal because a conversation about metal is the only possible context where you can drop the phrase, 'I really like goat penis' and no one will give you funny looks.. or maybe not. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
ADB
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 2335
Location: Melbourne
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:05 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| S_Slaughter wrote: | Thread successfully derailed...
I have some of the Sadistik Exekution patches left if anyone wants one. They don't have the word penis in it.
I know lots of people that really like Goat Penis, they are a brutal band. I also like metal because a conversation about metal is the only possible context where you can drop the phrase, 'I really like goat penis' and no one will give you funny looks.. or maybe not. |
Best comment yet Suzanne! 
_________________
Ignivomous merch: abaddon_963[at]hotmail.com
Whitehorse Bandcamp
Voidchrist Bandcamp |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Heabymetawhunta
Joined: 19 Feb 2011
Posts: 279
|
| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:55 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Descension wrote: | I would have bought the GOATPENIS backpatch, but I'm not into shaped patches. Purchased the hoodie instead. Have gotten tons of shit for it already.
"hey bro, duz dat say pns on ur shirt? wut da fuq is rong wit you"
"No, it says GOATpenis on it."
"oh. uhhh.... uhhh... ok bro... uhhhuhhh." |
_________________
Born For Burning
http://bornforburning.us/
Muerto En La Cruz Distro
http://melcdistro.bigcartel.com/legions |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Germaniac
Joined: 20 Aug 2010
Posts: 443
Location: Finland
|
| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:32 am Post subject: |
|
|
| This "I'm so adult now that I totally don't need to show off my metalness but nevertheless need to point out how totally mature I am!" attitude is more juvenile than anything. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Stalinorgel
banned
Joined: 08 Aug 2011
Posts: 2644
|
| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:48 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Primitive already proved himself an idiot various times, no need to talk with him further. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
navght
Joined: 29 Aug 2011
Posts: 513
|
| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:42 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Probably the most fucking faggot around on this forum. He sent me a personal message about the gasmask Action man figure. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
