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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but duuude.. theyve punched people and have had sex!
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've punched people and had sex. Once, I did both at once. That girl was a skeez.

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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carlzilla wrote:
Once, I did both at once.

Razz


Ditto! Wink
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Carlzilla"]
probert wrote:
nonwave wrote:
blasphemy put out some records and created legions of sycophantic, obsessive nerds who talk about them like they're superheroes.


I love Blasphemy, favorite band of all time even, but I agree with this. I mean the stories are funny, and if they're real, cool...but at the end of my day, they're just guys who make records that I enjoy.


Oh wow, who would've thought?!
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the coolest thing about Blasphemy is their logo. I mean the music is good and all, but it's not as cool as the logo. Just like Teitanblood.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kojiri wrote:
I think the coolest thing about Blasphemy is their logo. I mean the music is good and all, but it's not as cool as the logo. Just like Teitanblood.

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the best metal bands of our time.
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard black winds shot an arrow from his bow & killed an invisible alien with dreadlocks in the amazon. True story!
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ADB wrote:
I heard black winds shot an arrow from his bow & killed an invisible alien with dreadlocks in the amazon. True story!


The arrow was a poisonous snake that he stretched out and made rigid.
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kojiri wrote:
ADB wrote:
I heard black winds shot an arrow from his bow & killed an invisible alien with dreadlocks in the amazon. True story!


The arrow was a poisonous snake that he stretched out and made rigid.


Guess that was during the thulsa doom period. Not sure why he didnt stick it out with the band
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avaratoth wrote:
Nekrokunt_Usurper wrote:
Iron Lord wrote:
SWO wrote:
Guess it only works when your under 30 and after then you are just creepy to girls.


Young chicks love creepy older guys in their 30s. They dig the creepiness and start calling you daddy when you fuck their fresh vagina's. It will be even better when we're in our 40s...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5yI0iyoBUc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA


Fan-fuggin'-tastic. Paedo new wave. Who would've thunk it?
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iron Lord wrote:
Avaratoth wrote:
Nekrokunt_Usurper wrote:
Iron Lord wrote:
SWO wrote:
Guess it only works when your under 30 and after then you are just creepy to girls.


Young chicks love creepy older guys in their 30s. They dig the creepiness and start calling you daddy when you fuck their fresh vagina's. It will be even better when we're in our 40s...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5yI0iyoBUc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA


Fan-fuggin'-tastic. Paedo new wave. Who would've thunk it?


this is worse than twilight.
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

harmless wrote:
this is worse than twilight.


Which Twilight?

This:


or this:
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whos the fella with the mighty chops standing next to Wrest?
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avaratoth wrote:
Whos the fella with the mighty chops standing next to Wrest?


That would be Chops McGee.
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